Simple News features stories we stumble across now and again where people make headlines for being a bit naughty! A judge gets caught with a penis pump, a prank gets dirty, or causing a 'buzz' at the airport! What will people do next?

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Arizona Officers Get Suspended for Leaving Sex Toy in Car
According to the Associated Press, Two police officers have been suspended for five days without pay for pulling a prank involving a sex toy, the mayor of San Luis said.
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Here Cums the Judge
Jurors Will See Judge's Alleged Sex Toy
This story comes out of BRISTOW, Okla. from Sep 20, 2005. While a little outdated we thought it was a good story on the time and place for use of sex toys.
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Sex Toy Causes Air Security Scare
This story provided by the BBC
Authorities in a regional Australian airport shut down services for an hour on Monday after a vibrating sex toy was mistaken for a bomb.
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Jacksonville Police Investigate Theft of Sex Toys at Hotel
By The Associated Press
JACKSONVILLE, FL (AP) -- Jacksonville police want to know how sex toys and romantic goods were stolen during a weekend convention.
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