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Promo Party at Hamburger Mary's in Orlando on Dec 13th! Come join us for fun prizes and join Miss Sammy and Carol Lee in some fun games!
The Simple Krewe will be invading the Lucky Dog Music Hall in Worcester once again! December 27! Just in time to shake off those holiday blahs!
We had a blast in Florida this year! Check out some pics and Zoe's paint job!
Host a combo toy and pole party! Earn great commissions and have a blast doing it! Click here for more details!

Fantasy Fest 2008

What an amazing week and a half that was! I just got back from Fantasy Fest 2008 and am trying to recover! ahaha.. got to love that! I got into Key West a few days early to visit with some friends and chill out a bit. Damn I love that place!

The party kicked off with Goombay on Friday Oct 17th. We walked around and ate some interesting food, drank some interesting concoctions and listened to some great music. Was pretty mellow till we headed over to Dons.. or was it Dan's.. hmmm... a few of the Krewe were in town and we picked Ed up from the airport. I have no idea what the bar tab was that night.. but Ed said I must like my rum! ahahaha!

Having a good time at Fantasy Fest 2008!

Saturday was pretty chill (mostly from the rum from Friday night!). Lots of running around and getting ready for the festivites! By Sunday, some of my housemates had arrived early and ready for the Pirate party at Capt Tony's. I don't think any of us were prepared for such a crazy party so early on! Damn!! The place was packed and even spilled out on to the street. The cops showed up to keep people on the sidewalk.. something you don't see till later on in the week! Pirates Punch was flowing and the cameras were flashing! Quite the fun night!

Monday night at Kelly's Kinky Carnival Monday night at Kelly's Kinky Carnival

Monday was Kelly's Kinky Karnival and lived up to its reputation once again. As we were waiting in line to get in, some guys actually thought t-shirts were going to get them in! No no no... Kelly's is very strict about their fetish attire requirement! Lots of leather, vinyle, lace and string... haha.

Tuesday I got to get painted by the fabulous Pashur (check out the slideshow below!). Hes simply amazing!!! And let me tell ya.. theres something quite exhilerating about walking down Duval with nothing on but some paint! We got the house into the mood.. even the guys dressed up as school girls for plaid night! Us girls were bitching cause they kept hogging up the bathroom, using our makeup .. augh..

On to Wednesday night.. Red, red, red!! The rain put a damper on things and I haver to say I was a bit wiped out. I hosted my toy party earlier in the day (yes, was quite the event!!!) and didnt get a heck of a lot of sleep the night before, or the night before.. or.. well, you get the point! Still was a lot of people out and about on Duval!

Body Painter Pashur
Click here to watch me get painted by Pashur!

Thursday... well.. lets just say that if you wear shear, white lingerie as a toga and it rains, you may as well be naked! hehe!! Great night again and even landed up down the street hopping around a few bars!

Thursday Toga Night Bird Watching!

Friday was our Freaky Party at Salsa Loca's! We had the best turn out yet and the food was amazing (thanks Nancy!!!!). It only rained a little bit, but our dj Barron was well protected this year thanks to Efrain! The tunes were loud and fun! The contests were quite the hit... what was that about going down on a banana!?? ** grin ** And of course, the after hours parties were something else! At one point I realized I had on a vinyl mini skirt and a bra... oh ya, and a lot of glitter! hahaha.. Got to love Key West!

Going down on a banana Banana Winner
The "Going down on a banana" winner being presented with her prize (right)
I didn't win but I sure as hell had fun trying!

Saturday started off quite early as we were decorting our float and getting ready for the parade. Alright, so I should have been a bit earlier but someone didnt get a hell of a lot of sleep that night! Our float was a ton better this year thanks to my kick ass roomies Marc and Tim! They built this cool stage complete with a stripper pole that attached to Marc's big ass truck! Besides the fact that it was something like 80% humid and we were all drenched in sweat, it was a great parade! My buddy Jack and I carried the Krewe de Krazy Life banner down duval in front of the float! What a blast!! We all met at the Meteror after for some dinner and goodbyes as most of the Krewe headed out on Sunday. Great food and loving the air condition! Jack announced the scavenger hunt winners which just happened to be my roomie girls and I! Oh ya!

The Krewe de Krazy Life Stripper Pole!

For the third year in a row, those of us still in town on Sunday night met at Sloppy Joes. They have a great band that plays and lots of dancing! Jack and I had to head out early but we still had a great time and got to say goodbye to the Krewe.

So all in all it was one hell of a year. We're already discussing '09!! I had the best roommates this year! I was completely pampered and enjoyed the eye candy! hehehe...

We also made some great friends at Hamburger Mary's in Orlando the week before Fantasy Fest! Keep your eyes peeled on that as we're discussing doing some toy parties with them! Yeah!!!

Miss Sammy and Carol Lee our lovely hosts of gay bingo!! (right)

till next time!! Keep it simple!
xoxo ~ zoe

Check out Hamburger Mary's website! click here
Check out the amazing work of Pashur on his site! click here
Want to join the Krewe de Krazy Life? click here

 

Sexy party at the Lucky Dog in Worcester!

We're invading the Lucky Dog Music Hall once again.
Come hang out with us on
December 27th!

We'll have fun give-aways, some items for sale and of course, the crop whips! For more information check out the Lucky Dog's website!

Take a peek at pictures from past Lucky Dog Promo Parties!
April 4, 2008
November 28, 2008

We've teamed up with an awesome band called The Pathetics
Check out their site!

The Pathetics



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The London Fetish Fair
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Wicked Wednesday ~ Indianapolis
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Torture Garden ~ London
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Wicked City ~ San Francisco
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San Francisco Fetish Ball
March 6-9, 2008


Fetish CON ~ Tampa, FL
August 14-17, 2008


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